Sunday, 7 July 2013

Orgasms of the Wet Kind

I am sure loads of you are reading this purely because of the title so hope I wont disappoint you.  This is a slightly risque blog so if you are under 18 or narrow minded when it comes to sex, please move on and read something from the left hand side of this post. (Note to my sons - you do not want to read this!)

As you know, I like to read trashy women's magazines, but occasionally I like to pick up and read a man's mag.  I picked one up the other day and it was all about how to make a women "SQUIRT".  This caught my attention immediately so I read on........

It is not a new term to me - I am aware of some women being able to "Squirt" but this article claimed that all women can do it!  (Sounds like hard work to me.)

So I did some investigation.

Firstly it sounds a little gross to me -why would I want to leave a wet patch behind.  Sex is messy enough without having to lay down waterproof sheets.  But the thought of orgasms's that are so mind blowing caught my attention.  Now I must admit I have had some rather wet orgasms and felt a little embarrassed about the mess I have left afterwards, but never thought of them as anything more than that.

Squirt - Yeah, we really need to find a new title for it - The term Squirting just sounds so unladylike - perhaps we should call it Spritz or Extravasate or even Erupt - anything is better than the term Squirt.   So I'm going to call it Spritz from here on.

Alright then - let's get back to mind blowing orgasms - who doesn't want one.  I must admit that I have had some seriously amazing sex lately.  We all strive to liven up our sex lives in various ways and experiment with different techniques and positions and even introduce various aids into the bedroom and what better way than to add "Spritzing" to the list of things to try.

The only thing required for Spritzing is you and your partner (obviously one of them has to be female) and in fact a partner is not even required and can be achieved by masturbation alone.

Women can have many different types of orgasms and general consensus seems to be 3, but I have come across articles claiming that there are as many as 11 different types of orgasms a woman can have.  The main 3 are:

CLITORAL ORGASM which is most common among women.  This is the direct stimulation of the clitoris and happens during masturbation. You can also give them a clitoral orgasm orally if you know what you’re doing.

VAGINAL ORGASM which comes from the inside of the vagina from either the G-spot or the deep spot. This is the kind of female orgasm that can infuse their entire body, making them feel numb and shiver with excitement uncontrollably. (My favorite!)

BLENDED ORGASM which is a combination of clitoral and vaginal orgasm and is usually the most pleasurable.

Now Spritzing is usually achieved during the Vaginal Orgasm by stimulating the G-spot, which is considered an erotic zone located internally at the front of the vagina. This area is connected with the urethra. Pressure on the G-spot area will probably produce a desire to pee. A woman has to be EXTREMELY comfortable with her partner or with herself in order for this to be achieved. This kind of female orgasm builds a very deep bond between a woman and her partner and is apparently the most intimate and delightful thing you can share as a couple.

I'm not going to give you How-To instructions here - Just look up "How to make women squirt" in Google and you will be inundated with video's and instructions.

Happy browsing! (nudge nudge wink wink)






6 comments:

  1. You have no idea how expensive therapy is for kids do you?

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    1. I have done some innocent image web searches recently and have been horrified at the graphic pictures I have come across. Not sure how you protect your kids nowadays.

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  2. Hey, sex should be a little wet and sloppy!

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    1. Oh I agree...... The sloppier, the better

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