Tell Me More Tell Me More Like Did He Have A Car

Women can be quite superficial at times. We all want certain things in a man and the list usually looks something like this:

• Must be Good looking;
• Intelligent;
• Chivalrous;
• Must have a good Sense of humor;
• Good Manners;
• Lots of money - In fact this should be at the top of the list; and
• Must have a Nice car

So I thought I would explore the "Nice Car" scenario in this post. The term "Nice" is relative of course and we all have our favorites. So I thought I would make a list of certain cars and identify them with a celebrity of my choosing. I have decided to use the following cars and list some of the traits associated with men who drive them (based on my opinion of course) and then if I were single (hypothetically speaking), would I date or marry a guy who drives one.

(Specific Car model is not relevant)

Mercedes Benz

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Entitled
• Spoilt
• Arrogant
• Dick

Would I date or marry him:

• I've never been a fan of a Mercedes - even with the shirt off top down.

BMW

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Think they own the road
• Selfish
• Talk down to people

Would I date or marry him:

• Nope - Doesn't appeal to me at all.  

Jaguar

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Suit kind of guy
• Sophisticated
• Non-spontaneous
• Not bothered about peer pressure

Would I date or marry him:

• It is a nice car but I will take this under consideration - perhaps just a short term affair - who knows, I may need a lawyer one day!

Audi

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• A guy who is not sure if he should be driving a Mercedes, a Lexus or a BMW.
• Settled for second best
• Non-committal

Would I date or marry him:

• Maybe - The car doesn't say enough about him.  Perhaps a few dates to test the water and have a little fun

Land cruiser / Prado 

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Ready for a challenge
• Spontaneous
• Rough & Ready

Would I date or marry him:

• I personally drive a Prado and I quite like the rough and ready type - so a definite maybe

Land rover

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Not afraid to get his hands dirty
• A man who know's how to change the oil (after all - you have to be able to fix it every time it breaks down)
• Rough & Ready

Would I date or marry him::

• Just like the Land Cruiser - a definite maybe. 

Range Rover (Not the Evogue - those are for Women drivers only!)

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Stable, solid guy
• Successful, yet adventurous
• Safe
• Rough & Ready

Would I date or marry him:

• A definite YES (Hubby used to drive one - But it kept breaking down all the time so he dumped it!  Pity)

Porsche

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Spontaneous
• Exciting
• Gorgeous smile smirk
• Abs to die for

Would I date or marry him:

• Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, oh YES.....  Even if it doesn't have a back seat!  Sorry - what were we talking about again...... Would I marry him?  Not on your life!

Porsche Cayenne

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Someone who used to drive a real Porche and has had to settle for second best for practical reasons
• Committed

Would I date or marry him:

• Hmm - Probably.  Perhaps just good enough for an affair though as he is probably taken

Lexus

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Boring
• Practical
• Didn't think of a Mercedez Benz 

Would I date or marry him:

• No - not really

Bentley

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Loads of money
• Born with a silver spoon in his mouth
• Who cares about the rest - he is loaded (Normal rich guys who earned their money will drive something a little more showy)

Would I date or marry him:

• Definitely - he is loaded - perhaps he'll only live another 6 months

Aston Martin

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

• Very successful
• Oozes money
• Could be fun

Would I date or marry him:

• Yes - No questions asked!

Ferrari (Only red ones count - any other color is a fake!)

What sort of guy I perceive drives one:

1. Show-Off
2. Pretentious
3. Guy who is trying to make up for "what's not under the hood"

Would I date or marry him:

• I could "get off" on just looking at this car, but I'm afraid I would never date a guy who own's one - just too pretentious for me and probably too much competition in the wings.

Hope I didn't offend anyone - I am always open to persuasion!